decidedlyodd

I was about to run out the door to run some errands before the stores closed tonight when the thought hit me that I could probably find everything I need on Seattle’s own favorite online retailer Amazon. Of course, now I’ll have to deal with the hassle of receiving all the packages. Since my last fiasco with such things, the management of my building has put up a sign informing the delivery guys to ring next door and have the manager sign for packages. So maybe it won’t be AS bad as last time (me running to UPS 3 times and them losing the package).

Let’s recap on what I bought that you can’t find in any one other place:

• Two books of dating advice. I know it’s sad, but I need something to prompt me to think more about what I’m really looking for these days
• Condoms. For when the above books start paying off… or not.
• Cleaning cartridges for my electic razor. These are exceedingly difficult to find. Only Walgreen’s seems to carry them and they’re often not in stock.
• A Phillips Norelco Body Groom. The newest toy/tool for discerning gay men concerned about their manscaping. Make sure to follow that link and watch the video above “Product Features” if you haven’t already.

Ya, I know. Pretty gay, huh? Well, a girl’s got needs…

I almost bought a box of Clif bars as well, but after the shipping it was going to be the same price as buying them individually at Trader Joe’s and I’d be commited to only three flavors.